The Young Curmudgeon

Sing to the tune of 50 Cent’s classic, “P.I.M.P.”

I don’t know what you heard about me
and real estate investing ain’t cheap
but I won’t charge you two and twenty
I’m a plain-vanilla REIT

I don’t know what you heard about me
but if you care at all about liquidity
don’t lock up your money at Wall Street
just get a plain-vanilla REIT

This going out to every CIO that hates
better pay attention to those cap rates
because when that bubble deflates
you just might be that goat that skapes.

Tags: REIT finance

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